Sunday, August 26, 2012

A Woman’s Greatest Asset?

Which is why Man created Shoes. Yes, you heard correctly. Not properties nor mountains. Good O Shoes. A money making industry indeed.

Women only have a pair of feet, why do we need so many shoes?

Firstly, we don’t have enough shoes. 10 pairs of heels, 10 ballet flats and 10 Sandal/Slippers aren’t that many shoes right?



We need to shoes for every occasion and events. There’s peep-toes, covered, wedges, pumps, kitten heels, high heels, boots, booties, sneakers, sandals, flip flops… Goodness knows what else.

We need the color/design/style to match our mood/clothes/handbag/hairstyle. Ahem, excuses, excuses.

First off, say we buy a dress. Then we buy a bag to match and throw in a couple of accessories. Next, we can’t find a shoe to match the dress. So, we seek a pair that compliments the dress. We can’t possibility find a substitute right Guys? Say, you bought a PS III and you fancy playing World Cup, but it’s currently sold out and you can’t find it anywhere. You wouldn’t substitute it with NBA as the feelin’ just ain’t the same.

Women want to please men. It involves looking good, right down to our toes. Yup. It's all about the packaging. If we look good, we exude natural confidence walkin' tall.

When we can’t decide which color looks best on us, 宁可杀错 不可放过 (translated badly as rather we'd kill wrongly then let any thing go). Just do it. Buy em’ all.

High heels tone our calves. We no longer need to run or go to the gym. More excuses not to exercise right? Toning and tottering on the go. Come on, admit it guys, high heels turn men on.

Shoes are a Women’s best friend trophies. If you own have a wife, buy her a big ass transparent shoe cabinet and a walk-in wardrobe. She will think you are God-sent. ;)

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