Where is the Chivalry, Gentlemen ?

Chivalry is freaking dead. Let me teach you something that even BEASTS human beings should would know. This may be applied to all femmes, platonic or significant other.

Rule #1: Always treat a lady right.

#2: Open the door for her.

#3: Always look behind, hold the door if you see her coming your way.

#4: Offer her your jacket if she is cold (not your freaking body, you cheekopek!!!).

#5: Even if you are shorter than her, be the one to hold the umbrella when there's a downpour(So what if you have short legs, body and hands. Tell me, what other part of you is short???).

‎#6: When walking beside her on the pavement, you should take the side closest to the road.

#7: Offer to send her home when it's past midnight, if she declines, accept it. Don't push your luck ma' brother.

#8: If you do send her home, walk her to her door. That's only polite and ensures her safety ain't compromised.

#9: Always ask her how she feels, what she likes to eat and where she would like to go. Dont ASSume. If she says she is fine with anything, please be a man & exercise your decisional rights & instincts.

#10: When she is carrying a heavy load, offer your damned biceps and she may just offer herself to you. *wink

Disclaimer: Chivalry does not & should not be applied to bitches unworthy souls.