Don't Understand Women

I'll probably get hated by women for my post today but still, I know many guys face a great deal of frustrations with them. This post is written in the aspect of a typical guy in Singapore Singlish Style. Please Enjoy!



Women don’t say what they feel
They think what they think
And say things that don’t link

Women expect you to know
If you don’t, tempers throw and throw
How are we supposed to know?
We’re not Gods, just average joes.

Ask them what they want, they say anything
Buy them 6 packs of maxi pad with wings
How we know they set eyes on blingbling diamond rings?

Women want us to be early, can never be late
It’s perfectly ok only if they make us wait
Such unreasonable people, ultimate hate

Women once open their mouth will never shut
Must try to ignore, maybe just a naggy old fart
Must be stupid cupid shoot the wrong dart
Aim wrongly and then ended up in my heart

Women say yes means no and no means yes
Every time trying to put us to the test
If you can’t tell us straight, talk to our ass

With Love From,
Men~