Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Girls & Loos



Guys, ever wondered why gals need to visit the loo in twos or more? Isn't peeing supposed to be a lone ranger thing? How come girls seem to pee at the same time? Is it a coincidence?


Uh huh, the truth unveils.



1) Did you know its rude not to invite? Girls love to invite others to visit the loo together as its not very nice to take off alone. Others will gossip about you once you leave, right?

2) Girls hate being alone or being seen alone. They like to have company wherever they go.It's girl thing. You won't get it, it's okay.

3) If you have a female in your life, you probably knew that the queue at the female loos are so damn bloody long. Your time you spent loitering outside the lavatories could be better spent on gaming huh. Bring along a friend to chat whilst girls queue does make the time pass faster indeed.

4) Be it for security reasons, gossip or casual chat. Face it, girls love to jabber n gossip about the bitch in office(not a wise move here) or the new hottie bloke. Where else better to chat than whilst taking a leak and sharing the juicy bits?

5) Powder up & share make up. Yes, for unknown reasons, some girls share make up & tips together without regard for hygiene. Zee loo is where one can transform a gal from zero esteem to infinite confidence. Think, pouty lips and manga anime eyes. Guys totally dig it.

6) How come girls pee at the same time?

It's no coincidence of course but girls are the pee pee kinda people. It's a known fact that girls pee more than boys. Many times a day, even if you didn't know or notice, girls are holding their pee. Waiting to unleash. Maybe work is hectic or maybe she's plain lazy to walk. Known as the procrastination syndrome, many girls suffer from this deadly disease. Well, whatever the reason, even when u see us sitting there, legs crossed, fingers typing, yup we're holding it. So the relief finally comes when someone asks "Wanna go toilet?" and the gal totters along. So do you see how important those invites are? ^^V

7) You never know when menses might make an entrance. So to avoid trills and spills, bring a friend who can save u.

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